Ex-Watching Stars Guitarist/Vocalist Wins Mayoral Race

When I was younger, my buddies and I would discuss the possibility of being the next Beatles. We never did–become the next Beatles that is, as I’m sure you’re all quite aware–but we earnestly tried nonetheless.

Back then, I wouldn’t have dreamt one of those dudes would go on to be elected mayor of Midway, Kentucky. But here we are.

Congratulations, Mayor-elect Vandegrift!

It’s a hell of a damn world, ain’t it?